I try to avoid things with fangs. Bats—no thanks. Sabertooth tigers—nope. Vampires—definitely not. That creepy fish with a thousand teeth that lives on the ocean floor—avoid it. None of those creatures sound friendly to me. Whenever I’m approached by a vampire riding a sabertooth tiger, I always walk away.

I also avoid creatures with single fangs, like mosquitos. Or snakes with bad dental hygiene.

Leave a comment. Just try it. It will be fun, I swear.