My neighbor turns up the volume on his tv every evening around 9:47pm. I can never tell what he’s watching, but the loud mumblings make their way through his floor and my ceiling. I like to imagine he’s really into the classroom scenes in Charlie Brown cartoons. Or that part in Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey makes Steve Carell blabber incoherently while reporting the evening news. I bet he’s just watching CSI: Miami though, since he’s lame and probably into basic plots and familiar punch lines.