Space Woman


I still can’t breath and I’m wondering how important it really is. I’m considering going to space because apparently I can function on half the oxygen that a normal human needs. If function means just barely getting from my desk to the bathroom, clutching my chest dramatically and clawing the walls on the way there.

Also, I know there is no oxygen in space, so lay off.

Leave a comment. Just try it. It will be fun, I swear.