Can I get a job as a reality show reunion host? I feel like I could navigate the dangerous waters of unresolved screaming matches, plastic surgery rumors, and relationship squabbles. I have no problem asking tough questions—questions like “are you faking cancer?” and “is your marriage legit or just a publicity stunt?”
I would not be great on the other end of the couch. I don’t add much drama and am pretty straightforward. But that would make me all the better as a host. I would remain calm and even-tempered, even as a 100 pound 45 year old woman in sparkly stilettos yells about how a frenemy didn’t serve her preferred alcohol at a cocktail party—the ultimate sign of betrayal.