One of my very favorite bloggers, The Bloggess, recently posted a couple haikus on her site and encouraged readers to play along. She’s particularly talented and delightfully strange, so you should check those out. In the spirit of internet camaraderie, I’m going to share a few of my own. Warning, I am really hungry.

hotdogs with mustard
the one reason for baseball
let me eat in peace

sweet gummi candy
why are you not in my mouth
we need to fix that

what can i add here
hummus and yes more hummus
it’s much better now

Leave your own 5-7-5 syllable poem here in the comments and I’ll respond with another written just for you. You can use it as a voicemail message or tattoo it on your body. Whatever. I’m not in charge of your poetry usage.


2 thoughts on “Snack-kus

  1. chocolate ice cream
    can’t stop at just one spoonful
    I’m out of ice cream

    I also think baseball would be a way better sport if they cut the game down and included more hot dog breaks. “And now the 2nd inning stretch…for more hot dogs”.

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