Dave posts on twitter the ridiculous things I say. I don’t realize they’re ridiculous until they pass through my lips and, by that time, it’s too late. He doesn’t post them all and he keeps the really embarrassing ones to himself, but there’s enough nonsense on there for all our friends to get a good chuckle.
I’m going to have the last laugh though, because I’m secretly recording the things he’s saying in his sleep. One day, revenge will be mine.